my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops
i like him
keep him
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HEADCANON WHERE DAVES RAPPING STYLE IS LIKE NICKIS BUT HES BETTER AT WRITING THEM AND KARKAT IS BETTER AT PERFORMING THEM SO HE WRITES RAPS AND KARKAT SINGS THEM IN A FLAWLESS IMPERSONATION OF NICKI MINAJ
WE DON’T REALLY MIND ALL THIS AFFECTION BUT…IF YOU ASK ONE MORE TIME I MIGHT BURST A VEIN IN MY CRANIAL LOBE.
karkat orders a banana split at sonic and says “i like banana splits” and dave quietly mutters “id like to banana split your legs” and karkat chokes on his ice cream
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hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ
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